- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

I pooped my pants

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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