What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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I pooped my pants

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Bloody kids ...

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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