Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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WNBA

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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lol a man is drowning

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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