A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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A black man in a country bar.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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