How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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9/11

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a man died

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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