When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

whats a willy? -brock

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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