What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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wood cant chuck wood

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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