Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

whats a willy? -brock

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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