- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Badgers are cool

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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