why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

A black man in a country bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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