- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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