- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

wood cant chuck wood

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

mark is mark

penis

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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