how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Jersey Shore

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Pickles

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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This is an anti-joke.

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poo

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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