man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A ginger was with his friends

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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