- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

JFK

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

Jews.

Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

why did the internet crash? it didn't

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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