what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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JFK

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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A seal walks into a club.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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