What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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