- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Why? Whats wrong?

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Niki Minaj's ass

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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