What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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