Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Women's Rights.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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