Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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