Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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dead battery come on down

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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The game!

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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