- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

It burns when I pee sometimes.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

who is mark

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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