Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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