- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

I enjoy anal.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

knock knock go away

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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