- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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