how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Womens rights.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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bob saget

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Anti Joke

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