A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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