:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Melbourne Football Club.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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