- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

This one time at band camp....

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Take off your shoes.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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