Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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i'm not gay

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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since when?

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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No, Trinidad.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What's the difference between a duck

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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