Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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