- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

We are lawyers

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

The Bible

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Women.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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