- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Get in the Batmobile.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

The WNBA

This one time at band camp....

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Take off your shoes.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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