- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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