What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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