- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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