- Anti Joke

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

The Bible

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED