Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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my whole life!

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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The Bible

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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