What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

We are lawyers

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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