What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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asian, do math

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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who is mark

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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