- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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