whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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your a towel.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why? Because!

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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