- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why? Whats wrong?

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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