Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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I'm taken

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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