- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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