Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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a potato flew around my room

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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