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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

How are you? Yes

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

united we sit, cause we're fat

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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