What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

thumb_up thumb_down -48

126

thumb_up thumb_down -50

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

thumb_up thumb_down +49

I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

God

thumb_up thumb_down -13

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

thumb_up thumb_down +52

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

thumb_up thumb_down

whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

thumb_up thumb_down -76

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops