- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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