Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock. Come in.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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