Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Woman's rights.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Where's my shotgun

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Proof reading

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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