A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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