What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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marshal sterio had sex

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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