- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Ouch.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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