What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Snausages.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Watch your lips.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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