I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

Knock Knock. Come in.

save water shower with friends

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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