You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Hi Shelby!!

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Society.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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