Hi Shelby!!

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Society.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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