What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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I like pom

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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