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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction